I got my boot back. The guy was laughing hysterically at me like he had never had someone leave their boot behind before.
6th Sep 201420:593 notes

I left my boot at a restaurant today. Didn’t even drink any alcohol. Just left it behind. I called and they said they’d look after it until I could pick it up.

I’m trying my best here but apparently that’s not good enough.

I was just thinking, I really only went out once this summer. It ended with me yelling at a stranger that I would rip his dick off and feed it to my cat if he didn’t stop touching my thigh.

I’d say it was a successful summer.

My new answer to everything

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Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

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2nd Sep 201423:491,135 notes
shortylego:

proletatertot:

May i present to you my newest masterpiece: Mother with Child

what the fuck was wrong with this show
2nd Sep 201423:462,266 notes
unexplained-events:


Devil’s Fingers
The picture above is of a mushroom thats thought to be a specimen of Clathrus archeri right before its fingers open up. It closely resembles a hand coming out of the ground. It even has the remnants of its tattered sleeves attached to the wrist.
2nd Sep 201401:1724,869 notes
I thought I would try wearing some color today, but then I thought, why the fuck would I do that?
31st Aug 201400:535 notes
merlwyb:


lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb
27th Aug 201422:09420,287 notes

by  Black Moth Super Rainbow


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I’ve changed a lot over the past few years. Like, I used to be a self deprecating alcoholic shit-head who only cared about myself and now I just drink a lot of water.

My foot has had enough.
25th Aug 201423:586 notes

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Opaque  by  andbamnan