Pulp Fiction makeup? Of course I will buy that.
22nd Jul 201420:082 notes

Me:

Are you finding your size ok?

Customer:

*yelling* The music is so loud in here! Do you realize that?! This is why your generation is deaf! I can hear that it's loud and you probably can't! It's because you don't want people to think!

Me:

haha ok.
20th Jul 201411:038,589 notes
14th Jul 201422:0342,874 notes

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

(via cloroxforshells)

New shoes and they feel so right.
13th Jul 201412:483 notes
featherandarrow:

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
13th Jul 201411:55130,211 notes
Look what the internet made me buy.

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via smogincities)

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via minimalistboyfriend)

~   (via afrodialma)

(via 6-hitc)

Customer:

Do you have a hand mirror I can use to see the back of this dress?

Me:

*hands mirror*

Customer:

Good girl.

Me:

Oooooh no. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooo no no nope. No. Nooo.
5th Jul 201400:14885 notes

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via dimejack)

5th Jul 201400:048,533 notes
Opaque  by  andbamnan