Sjogren’s is fucking kicking my ass tonight. I try not to complain about it much but it feels like sand is being rubbed all over my fucking cornea.
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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
Linguistics is sexy.
|A: Kait, you should go apply there. They only hire attractive, skinny girls. <br>|
|No thank y-<br>|
|What are you talking about? They wouldn't hire her. She's awkward and has an eye disease!<br>|
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|Mom: I went to school with him. <br>|
|Woody Harrelson. Saw him in a play. He was the retarded guy. <br>|
|Oh my god.</p>|
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