|*puts water on the stove for tea*|
|I didn't know you could cook.|
This guy side swept me on the interstate and almost hit me. I was about to eat a handful of raisins but I punched the horn so all the raisins squished in my fist.
|20th Feb 2014✧00:354 notes|
I-M-A-GE said: i’ll get you a damn edible arrangement jesus of all the things to want more than anything..
Thank you. No cantaloupe please.
REALSPACECOWBOY said: i’ll send you some if you ever have a wedding
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!
That joke was the most brilliant thing I came up with in 2nd grade. Possibly ever.
|20th Feb 2014✧00:1235,623 notes|
|20th Feb 2014✧00:112,626 notes|
My life currently:
-My eustachian tube stays open when I do strenuous activities
-my cat isn’t allowed on the bed without supervision because she’ll get butt juice on it.
-I don’t have an edible arrangement.
|19th Feb 2014✧23:541,619 notes|
All I’ve ever wanted is an edible arrangement.
|8th Feb 2014✧12:383 notes|
|I use to be quite the trouble maker a few years ago.|
|You? The girl wearing the ear muffs and who doesn't go to clubs because the floors are sticky? I doubt it.|
|They are sticky.|
|26th Jan 2014✧02:28172,206 notes|